Posts Tagged ‘oil spill’
Early Preparation for Halloween
I can feel Halloween creeping up on me like a van creeping down by the river. I am getting antsy about what I will wear when I go out for the night to make all the children’s costumes look stupid compared to mine. I would say the 4,5, and even 6-year olds will feel like [...]
Third Continental Congress Convenes
A Third Continental Congress has convened in Birmingham, Alabama to petition Queen Elizabeth II regarding British Petroleum’s oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Recent developments, along with intelligence from the Department of Homeland Security, the Central Intelligence Agency, and Federal Bureau of Investigation have brought to light a devious scheme laid out by Great [...]
Free Oil from BP
The government has some serious nerve. First it’s welfare, and then social security, Medicare, and now free oil. Frankly, I am absolutely fed up with the freebies we are giving out. The free oil is the last straw for me. Watching people gear up to go to the beach not for the sun rays but [...]
Tom Bodett’s Got Nothing on Bob Ross
Tom Bodett will leave the light on for you. Great. What a lazy, unproductive, non-green way to be nice to someone. Tom Bodett, you are no Bob Ross. You flip a switch, close a door, lock it and wait for someone to come into the room, so they can see what they are walking into? [...]
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