Posts Tagged ‘Netflix’
Adam’s Choice Bad Movie Review: The Alley Cats
As dirty, stinky apes often do, Adam threw a handful of crap in my direction. Well, here it goes. This week, Adam chose The Alley Cats, a piece of black-and-white sexploitation directed by American film pioneer Radley Metzger. There are numerous sexual situations, without the nudity. The film is centered on an engaged couple, Leslie (Anne [...]
Adam’s Choice Bad Movie Review: Valhalla Rising
I thought Adam was going to come stronger with his first bad movie pick, but he chose Valhalla Rising. Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn and starring Mads Mikkelsen, this film is an art house action movie. Yes, you heard me right, it’s an art house action movie. Set in 1000AD northern Europe, Valhalla Rising is the story [...]
Adam…I Challenge You to a Duel!
Adam, you think you know bad movies. This is laughable. I am the all-time king of bad movies and I intend to prove it with a series of reviews. I challenge you to a contest in which each week we choose a movie for the other to watch. Should you be man enough to accept [...]
Kinda Cut the Cord, Screw Cable Companies
One thing I hate more that The View is cable companies in America. They gouge for garbage TV and shove commercials down my throat. Being extremely heterosexual I don’t allow anything into my throat region, not even the mouth region as some of you were thinking of a cute quip. I had all those crappy pay [...]
Netflix Titles You May Not Have Seen But Should
Netflix has a ton of movies. I can spend hours, just sifting through crap movies to find that unexpected gem. Here’s a list of incredible movies that probably wouldn’t catch your eye. Lucky for you, a guy like me is willing wade through shit to pull out these diamonds. Enjoy. Planet of the Vampires This little [...]
Tapped: Documentary on Bottle Water
I have to say, I am seldom moved by anything on TV after FOX News has made me hardened to lies and deception which I suppose this is as good of a time to say thank you to Rupert Murdoch. Today, as I was dying from my sickness of the common cold I decided to [...]
Blockbuster is Run by Fucking Idiots
Recently, Blockbuster has been on the PR offensive in an attempt to feign relevance. The latest press statement, released by Kevin Lewis, the head of Blockbuster’s digital strategy department, stated he didn’t want Blockbuster to be associated with Netflix, because of the lower quality and user experience that Netflix delivers. He also went on [...]
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