Posts Tagged ‘british petroleum’
Third Continental Congress Convenes
A Third Continental Congress has convened in Birmingham, Alabama to petition Queen Elizabeth II regarding British Petroleum’s oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Recent developments, along with intelligence from the Department of Homeland Security, the Central Intelligence Agency, and Federal Bureau of Investigation have brought to light a devious scheme laid out by Great [...]
Free Oil from BP
The government has some serious nerve. First it’s welfare, and then social security, Medicare, and now free oil. Frankly, I am absolutely fed up with the freebies we are giving out. The free oil is the last straw for me. Watching people gear up to go to the beach not for the sun rays but [...]
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