Posts Tagged ‘bp’

The Weekly WTF?!? Briefing (June 13-19, 2010)

2kgs is proud to present the Weekly WTF?!? Briefing, a rundown of the news that was too insane for us to make up.  Today, we’ll take a look at Joe Barton, Mark Shurtleff and Dina Lohan. Joe Barton is Ghey for Oil Money Texas Congressman/BP money repository Joe Barton took a break from denying climate change and blocking autism research bills, to shit on the [...]

Third Continental Congress Convenes

A Third Continental Congress has convened in Birmingham, Alabama to petition Queen Elizabeth II regarding British Petroleum’s oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.  Recent developments, along with intelligence from the Department of Homeland Security, the Central Intelligence Agency, and Federal Bureau of Investigation have brought to light a devious scheme laid out by Great [...]

Tom Bodett’s Got Nothing on Bob Ross

Tom Bodett will leave the light on for you.  Great.  What a lazy, unproductive, non-green way to be nice to someone.  Tom Bodett, you are no Bob Ross. You flip a switch, close a door, lock it and wait for someone to come into the room, so they can see what they are walking into? [...]