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Ed Hardy, You Can Stop Now
Ok guys, the Ed Hardy stuff needs to be put away. I mean all it shows is that you know how to follow even the dumbest of fashions. The thought behind the clothing is that you are wearing a tattoo instead of just going to go get a real one. Seriously, just got get a tattoo and show it off. The Ed Hardy stuff really has to go because you look like a complete dickfore. I don’t even care if you are on Jersey Shore, you don’t wear fucking tattoos on your clothing. It’s just not a manly thing to wear.
The worst offenders I think are the guys going out for a night on the town wearing an Ed Hardy hat, shirt, and embellished pants. If you are that guy then you should completely be ashamed of your taste. Seriously it’s not going to be the reason why you get laid. It’s not going to be the gate to a piece of ass. You actually need to have a personality and this wear is not a replacement for that personality. I won’t even go drinking with a dude that wears that shit.
Are you an Ed Hardy guy? (God I hope not)
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I hope Ed Hardy never stops producing its bedazzled fuggery. As a woman, it’s the quickest, most efficient method I have for weeding out d-bags.
…what’s a dickfore?
How can you have produced two children without knowing the answer to that question?
I couldn’t resist the question, but, honestly, I was hoping for a drunken Adam to answer. I love stirring that guy up.
haha, I wish I was drunk to answer this
What for the next stir B…
I had a pic of a parrot perched on a guys cock, ready to disagree with your answer.
I am sure not only me but everyone else would enjoy said picture.
Hey Steve, I was looking through old pics. Dude you were wearing a shit ton of Ed Hardy back in the day…sorry if the article offended.
Liar. I’ve never worn such garbage. I don’t even like clothes with logos on them.
I was a skater at one time. It was probably Element or Global Industries stuff.
BTW, here’s your link.
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
Steven, I’m not calling you a liar, but I remember you wearing your New Kids on the Block t-shirt to Ms. Cerliano’s class every Monday and Wednesday.
You got me there.
I was “ironic” 15 years before it was cool.
Additionally, do you remember how high I was in her class?
lol, that’s an awesome picture. I printed it out and put it on my wall to remind me of the good times. Makes me want to get a parrot
I can’t see you in skate clothes but I could easily see you in some sweet Z Cavaricci’s.
Actually, Steven preferred Girbauds. He used to wear them with a turtleneck and a nice thick gold chain. And yes, I remember you getting high to the soothing tunes of Boys 2 Men.
Okay, okay. I think we can all agree that I was a dork in high school. It was the larval stage for about 20 years of awesome.