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A Description of Badassary

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Badassary is a level of ultimate self-realism that you are above everything, everyone, and every place at the point in time in which you are establishing your awesomeness. This is the height in which you have achieved a cloud of distinctiveness for your current action in which someone else is miles away from achieving themselves. I have seen this on several occasions and can provide a couple of samples of baddassary in action.

The first example to diagram the actions of transformation between being an average man to a successful morph into a divine state of badassary is when my friend was in a bar and drank more than anyone, won 8 games in a row of beer pong, then went home with two of the waitresses. During this period no one was able to even put a finger in a zone of this magnitude. I could only go home and break into a masturbation session that would make the sickest of perverts quiver while this guy enjoyed an ultimate night basically winning at everything while I could only watch his glory.

The second example that comes to mind is the day a co-worker fixed a piece of equipment that lay broken for 4 months with pressure from all of management to get it working. He fixed it in 15 minutes, made all others look like morons, got a raise the same day for his skills, then stopped at a convenience store to buy scratch offs and win $1,000. Realizing I could not achieve this level of badassary I quit the following week.

You see being in this plateau for even a day puts you in a universe in which no one else can bask in. Your castle of impregnable shielding of deity during a state of badassary is a zone 99.9% of all men will never enjoy during a lifetime. Do you have your own example of badassary? Share it in the comments below.

Other Forms of Badassary

• Badassification
• Badassified
• Badasstastic
• Badassocity