Recently I found this article in the New York Times where they were challenging any meat eaters to write articles on why they think it is Ethical to eat meat in 600 words or less, and they have a team of vegans […]

Dear Whoever Got This Tattoo,

I want to personally thank you from the bottom of my heart for getting this, and I mean that in all sincerity.  Because before seeing this, I was never actually able to explain to […]

Hello idiot. You’re applying for a job right?  Great. I have two jobs. Comedy is the job I get paid for barely.  My other line of work which I get a regular paycheck for is Technical Recruiting. Basically I get […]

This was by far one of the worst ideas I ever had.  Like any bad idea, i thought of it and implemented it that day.  I found a willing comedian with a substance abuse problem, and poured liquor down his […]

Those people who know me personally know that I have gone on a hiatus from my typical alcohol abusing ways, and have been dead sober for a month (and counting) for the first time since I was in high school.  Over […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]

At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s.  I’ve been able to kick off my […]

Women on the dating scene (by which I mean women in bars) have two very clichéd and very sad truths about them: They are attracted to guys who “act like a dick” to them and unfortunately “nice guys always finish […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]

I was born in 1982 so I’ve voted in 3 Presidential Elections.  I only took the time to pay attention to issues in the most recent, 2008 election.  I was much happier in 2000 and 2004 when I didn’t know what the […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]

We live in a world where technology is growing at neck break speeds, and innovation has left industries in the dust.  Wrist watch sales have plummeted since the creation of the cellular phone, the pornography […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]

Recently I was out on a blind date with a woman I met on match.com.  That’s right, I date women I meet on the internet.  Don’t pretend you’re better than me; you spend your free time reading this bullshit.  I […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]