Warning — do not read this article if you are: a) currently under the influence of any paranoia-amplifying substance, or b) a dictator. For readers classified as a), you may bookmark this post for later when you […]

Go to Wikipedia right now and open up a random article. (Or something to do with foot fetishism – you might as well make reading this worth your while because I’m sure as hell not going to do it for you.)

Now, […]

Ah, Christmas. That glorious day reserved for giving presents to others, hopefully receiving presents from said others, and once every couple of years trying to remember why we are all throwing presents at each […]

Have you ever spared a thought as to why Chuck Norris facts are so damn funny? Lay in bed for hours, musing over just what it is that gives them that swift, deadly roundhouse kick to your funny bone and wondered […]

Let’s face it: your Christmas sucked. Sure you may have gotten a gift or two, and maybe a few heartfelt (and not so heartfelt) messages from friends and family members wishing you a good one.

But as the day […]

1976 AD – First Apple product, the Apple Computer, goes on sale in July at a price of US$666, as opposed to a less evil price like $499. Or any other number besides that one.

2011 AD – Apple releases iPhone 4S, […]