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I Can’t: The Introduction

I can’t. Two simple words that can really get a point across without hardly saying a thing. I have been using that phrase lately when I see the stupid things that people do on a daily basis. I can’t, really means just that. I can’t describe what I am looking at. I can’t even fathom why a stupid person would do something that stupid. I can’t live on this planet anymore. Most of the time I am saying this to myself about Americans. Before you start getting up in arms Americans, and start drinking heavily, and start forgetting why you were mad in the first place, realize that I am an American too. I got you figured out.

The words “Hey hold my beer and watch this” come to mind. Not because it’s  a cliche, but because it actually happens. I’ve seen two guys take turns punching each other in the side of the face because one thought the other was stronger than the other. These were best friends, and they are still best friends (no it was not me). Don’t think that you are off the hook ladies. Is there a reason why you get drunk and decide that your just going to grab each others boobs in pictures.  Suffice it to say that alcohol is fuel to the engine that is stupidity and Americans fuel up like it’s the Daytona 500.

With the invention of social media, it is becoming more apparent that people are stupid. I feel like sometimes people don’t realize that facebook is not a journal where you can put every cryptic little snippet into it and look back on it saying “Oh how young I was.” How often can you honestly say that you looked back on your posts from years ago and learned anything from them. I’ll answer for you…. never.  I have some examples of this. herehere and here. Why do people still feel like it’s okay to put their most private intimate moments on a website where everyone can see it. Your mom can see it. Your dad can see it. The girl that you have a crush on that works the drive-thru at your American job can see it. Please remember America that facebook is the opposite of private. If you read facebook’s privacy policy you would understand. THEY KNOW THINGS.

So this is my first time writing something for this site or writing something in general. The I can’t theme is something I will be sticking with and hopefully you will stick with me as well. Why Americans embrace their stupidity…..? I can’t.

 

Jeremy

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1 comments
Adam M
Adam M

Luckily for comics and this website there will always be a non-stop supply of things we can "I Can't" to. America is loaded with beautiful opportunities for just those words. No hating on the boob grab though, keep those coming ladies!