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		<title>New York Times: Tell Us Why It’s Ethical to Eat Meat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new york times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Times Essay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vegan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vegans are stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why it is ethical to eat meat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I found this article in the New York Times where they were challenging any meat eaters to write articles on why they think it is Ethical to eat meat in 600 words or less, and they have a team of vegans who are going to judge the essays and post a few in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Whoever Got This Tattoo</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/opinions/an-open-letter-to-whoever-got-this-tattoo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/opinions/an-open-letter-to-whoever-got-this-tattoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9-11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9-11 Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9-11 Tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fucked Up Tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unfunny Tattoos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Whoever Got This Tattoo, I want to personally thank you from the bottom of my heart for getting this, and I mean that in all sincerity.  Because before seeing this, I was never actually able to explain to people why I think there are individuals in this country who need to be legally castrated.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Get A Job&#8230;If You&#8217;re An Idiot.</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/how-to/how-to-get-a-job-if-youre-an-idiot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/how-to/how-to-get-a-job-if-youre-an-idiot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[An Idiots Guide To Job Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How to get a job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interviewing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Job Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Resume Format]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello idiot. You’re applying for a job right?  Great. I have two jobs. Comedy is the job I get paid for barely.  My other line of work which I get a regular paycheck for is Technical Recruiting. Basically I get companies who are hiring to use my service; helping them find the right people for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2Kgs Racism Free for the Rest of Black History Month 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/2kgs-news/2kgs-racism-free-for-the-rest-of-black-history-month-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/2kgs-news/2kgs-racism-free-for-the-rest-of-black-history-month-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 09:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam M</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2kgs News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[african american history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black history month]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celebrating bhm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[know your history months]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no more racism jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talking about heritage]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.2kgs.com/?p=3049</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know many readers were awaiting the official announcement from 2 Kilograms that we were going to put our dogs in the fight to celebrate the historic month of February, and for you, this is it. As many people around the world look forward to celebrating the vast accomplishments of blacks, we too cherish February. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Drunk Interview with Comedian Alex Pearlman</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/alcohol/a-drunk-interview-with-comedian-alex-pearlman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/alcohol/a-drunk-interview-with-comedian-alex-pearlman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 03:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This was by far one of the worst ideas I ever had.  Like any bad idea, i thought of it and implemented it that day.  I found a willing comedian with a substance abuse problem, and poured liquor down his throat.  Alex Pearlman, an 8 year comedy vet, drank his face off and talked to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Transcript of My Brain Cells Waking Up After Being in an Alcohol Induced Coma</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/alcohol/a-transcript-of-my-brain-cells-waking-up-after-being-in-an-alcohol-induced-coma/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/alcohol/a-transcript-of-my-brain-cells-waking-up-after-being-in-an-alcohol-induced-coma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol Induced Coma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brain Cell Coma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brain Cells Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Effect of Alochol on Brain Cells]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Waking Up From A Coma]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Those people who know me personally know that I have gone on a hiatus from my typical alcohol abusing ways, and have been dead sober for a month (and counting) for the first time since I was in high school.  Over the last 11 and ½ years I’ve shut down and permanently retired more brain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best of Twitter 1-30-2012</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/geek-stuff/the-best-of-twitter-1-30-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/geek-stuff/the-best-of-twitter-1-30-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedians on Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny tweets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Philly Comedians Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Best of twitter]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.2kgs.com/?p=3013</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians &#38; Writers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My New Religious Coworker&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/oddities/3005/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/oddities/3005/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[atheist coworker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God isn't real]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gods Plan For Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gods Plan For You]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion in the workplace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious coworker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s.  I’ve been able to kick off my shoes, blast work-inappropriate music, and watch Youtube videos labeled NSFW.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Screw LSU</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/sports/screw-lsu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/sports/screw-lsu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misha</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2kgs News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alabama football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lsu sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national championship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roll tide roll]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear LSU, You suck and I hope you bite the big one. Roll Tide Roll p.s. you spell geaux in a dumb way. Related Articles]]></description>
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		<title>The Best of Twitter 1.6.2012</title>
		<link>http://www.2kgs.com/geek-stuff/the-best-of-twitter-1-6-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://www.2kgs.com/geek-stuff/the-best-of-twitter-1-6-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedians on Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedians tweets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob DeSantis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Best of twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Funniest Tweets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Funniest Twitter]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.2kgs.com/?p=2985</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians &#38; Writers [...]]]></description>
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