Archive for the ‘Sports’ category
Favorite Sports Sayings
Oh man I love the pre and post game interviews. I mean they really get me going. You have every athlete out there telling me how the game is going to go down or how it did go down. It’s not just them letting me know but also those under paid sport commentators. Why these people don’t [...]
Why I Hate American Football
I know some might think I have jumped out of my own skull thinking how a man could not enjoy football. I mean let’s face it, it can be quite the challenge to resist a bunch of huge dudes in sweaty tight uniforms putting their college educations to serious use on the field. I suppose [...]
Softball Elites Can Kiss My Ass
Years ago I tended to ignore the snobbish father fucking pricks that thought they were amazing at a game of softball because to them it wasn’t just about banging mediocre chicks and getting drunk around the diamond. No, it was about hitting the big leagues and getting into Ivory League scholarships that they give for [...]
Forgive Me Please!
So over the weekend I hit an ultimate low. I watched the gayest thing ever. I think I may have to turn in my man card. Yes, I watched the USA Vs. Ghana soccer match. They picture above says it all. “Don’t fret man I just inspected your package and it’s OK”. I apologize to [...]
Jock Strap: Up Close and Personal
5 Great things about this: 1. The sweet smell of victory. 2. 2 heads are better than one, no matter the situation. 3. Freshness does count in weird moments. 4. There was no need to whine and dine him first. 5. The best hit and run but a possible sexual predator.
The World Cup = The Most Boring Month In Sports
Anticipation is building. A mere 17 hours from now, the World Cup is set to kick off. With 32 teams fighting for the right to say, they are number one, I’m sure that it will go down in history as a largely forgettable ordeal. The World Cup is being brought to us from South Africa this [...]
Jim Joyce: Hero
If you follow the game of baseball as much as I do, you probably understand the significance of what happened yesterday in Detroit. Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga had successfully retired the first 26 batters of the game and was robbed by umpire Jim Joyce of a perfect game by a blown call on the 27th [...]
Lebron James on the Move
Sources close to the negotiations between Lebron James and the team in New York say they are apparently close to reaching a deal. Sources spoke on the condition of anonymity because the deal isn’t yet finalized, but expected to be completed by late Monday. According to the officials with whom I spoke, here is what [...]
This Week in Sports
Let’s start off with the hot topic of the week, Floyd Landis. We all know nobody really pays attention to cycling, but this is just too much to ignore. First he denies using drugs to make money off people, then he admits it’s true. This is the same man that said the French had it [...]
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