Archive for the ‘Politics’ category
The Magic Hate Ball
The GOP has a knack for finding the right people for us to hate. Sure there are a million reasons to hate any asshole off the street, but it’s better for us to all agree to hate the same people at the same time. You can see the history of the GOP hate machine below. In [...]
The Twin Towers Day Guide
Yet another September 11th rolls around, with nothing to do? Not to worry, we have you covered. Here’s a few ideas to get you in the spirit. Watch Cable News Stock up on the popcorn and tissues, because it’s going to be a long ride. No doubt the 24/7 news outlets will be churning out enough [...]
Electionwatch 2010: Let the Bullshit Begin!
Let the mudslinging and flag waving begin. It’s a time when we’re barraged with images of really bad stuff, juxtaposed by some guy with a jacket over his shoulder doing really wholesome stuff. If you’ve been avoiding the news, now’s the time to catch up. The Muslim Hordes Have Invaded Let me break it down for you. [...]
The Times: Pay Wall Fucks Them
Often when a business is failing they tend to seek out other ways to bring in revenue. For instance when I felt my business was dropping off the radar a bit I added more features and discounts on my inventory and business had an immediate upswing. I didn’t decide to alienate the potential customers I [...]
Why do you Need a Gun?
Take a look, if you will, at the very large woman holding the, ‘Dictators prefer unarmed citizens’. I am all about the right to bear arms, but honestly why does this chubby need a gun? I’ve given this much thought, and here is what i have come up with: In case she gets attacked for her horde of twinkies [...]
Filipino’s Get 7,108th Island for Free
Some people have in fact questioned the decision since technically San Francisco is not an island. The winning factor really came down to Nancy Pelosi. She has alienated the city of San Francisco to the point that 96.9% of the entire United States has stopped acknowledging the city as being part of the United States. [...]
Third Continental Congress Convenes
A Third Continental Congress has convened in Birmingham, Alabama to petition Queen Elizabeth II regarding British Petroleum’s oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Recent developments, along with intelligence from the Department of Homeland Security, the Central Intelligence Agency, and Federal Bureau of Investigation have brought to light a devious scheme laid out by Great [...]
Free Oil from BP
The government has some serious nerve. First it’s welfare, and then social security, Medicare, and now free oil. Frankly, I am absolutely fed up with the freebies we are giving out. The free oil is the last straw for me. Watching people gear up to go to the beach not for the sun rays but [...]
North Korea Enters Small Business Age
For over a decade North Korea has only been known as a deviant nuclear state in the world eyes. They have covered the globe in fear, rhetoric, and countless Yahoo News articles that repeat the same thing over and over again. Today the Communist country breaks new ground in opening the doors technologically for soon [...]
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