Archive for the ‘Opinions’ category
Bogatabeav’s Top 10 Overrated/Underrated
Don’t you hate it when someone goes on and on about something so mediocre? This week, I’m setting the record straight with my Overrated/Underrated list. Number 10 Overrated – Goldfish crackers I’m a parent, so I have to hang out with other parents. We always exchange pleasant banalities and one that always comes up is [...]
The Weekly WTF?!? Briefing (June 13-19, 2010)
2kgs is proud to present the Weekly WTF?!? Briefing, a rundown of the news that was too insane for us to make up. Today, we’ll take a look at Joe Barton, Mark Shurtleff and Dina Lohan. Joe Barton is Ghey for Oil Money Texas Congressman/BP money repository Joe Barton took a break from denying climate change and blocking autism research bills, to shit on the [...]
Much Ado about Snuffing
Snuff. What is it? How do you use it? Is it safe? Why would I want to do this? Will it really help me quit smoking? These are normal questions people have when they first learn about snuff. ANSWERING THE BASIC QUESTIONS What is it? Snuff is a finely ground tobacco product that does [...]
Britons, Fashion…You Are the Worst Again
It’s not too often I can make fun of the British for things, other than dental hygiene and the accent. I stay awake, night after night, just thinking about those assholes across the Atlantic with their pale prostitutes and police without guns, trying to control the world through colonies. Studies show that 36% of Britons admit to obvious fashion [...]
Tom Bodett’s Got Nothing on Bob Ross
Tom Bodett will leave the light on for you. Great. What a lazy, unproductive, non-green way to be nice to someone. Tom Bodett, you are no Bob Ross. You flip a switch, close a door, lock it and wait for someone to come into the room, so they can see what they are walking into? [...]
A Bone To Pick With Bums
I have a bone to pick with bums, or if you prefer the homeless. Every time I help one out or try to, something upsets me. First off, why do they travel in packs? They are like wolves. Seriously, they prey on people like me and know that I will try to help them. It’s not [...]
David’s Seeds: I’m that Guy Down the Hall
So this guy down the hall from me really loves David’s seed. I don’t know how he could love another guy’s seed so much, but he does. He claims David’s seed is delicious and flavorful and from what this writer can tell, has an unhealthy obsession with David. This guy, let’s call him Randolph McCoy, [...]
David’s Seeds: Don’t be the Guy Down the Hall
There is this guy, that works 20 feet away from me, that has this unfounded hatred for David’s Sunflower Seeds. Imagine that, being so un-American, as to not want to eat David’s (delicious) Sunflower Seeds. I confronted him, 9 days ago, about this problem, because I simply can’t just sit here, comfortably, knowing he doesn’t like these [...]
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