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Internet Dating Will Breed Generations of Shitty Children

We live in a world where technology is growing at neck break speeds, and innovation has left industries in the dust.  Wrist watch sales have plummeted since the creation of the cellular phone, the pornography industry has had to adapt to producing strictly internet content instead of the glory days of glory holes in actual [...]

8 Reasons I Should Go Fuck Myself

I gave you several reasons why I shouldn’t go fuck myself, but I think that as a man I should be fair to give you reasons of why I should go fuck myself. I am a firm believer of seeing both sides of issues the best possible way. I have deserved being told to indulge [...]

8 Reasons I Shouldn’t Go Fuck Myself

Yes, you read the title right. Yes, it is also that kind of blog. Yes, I am handsome, witty, and packing. This isn’t about that though. This is about my unfiltered answer to those that insist that I should indeed go fuck myself. Sure, I can be clever and rub people the wrong way to [...]

ATTENTION ASSHOLES: TheDevil has arrived…

Your lives begin now you pathetic sinners.  I’m very proud of you.  I know I don’t express my gratitude as much as I should but hey, I’m the goddamn Devil, what did you expect?  I got a shit job-Oh, I know it looks all glitz and glam, fuckin red carpets and shit, and the royalties from all the possession and [...]

It’s Christmas and I Hate It

A scrooge, maybe. A dick, probably. A happy a camper, not even close. I hate Christmas and not because of my childhood or anything like that. I hate it because of what it stands for. Christmas time, which now starts after Halloween, is a holiday season that last 3 months long in the United States. [...]

40 Reasons Albuquerque Sucks

It’s no secret that I don’t like Albuquerque. Not even growing up did I ever imagine I would live here. Some people think it’s a nice place. I think it’s a miserable existence. There are plenty of websites on the net that can tell you how awesome this place is but I would rather give you [...]

What About the Weiner

Let’s agree that Representative Weiner was wrong for just a minute. I mean I get why everyone is trying to push him out. Let’s also agree that it is wrong that the national media is also wrong for glamorizing this situation for ratings and money. He’ll, let’s also for sake of it acknowledge that his [...]

Celebrating 1 Year of God Awful Content

We have been on hiatus for about 3 months now. Most are probably thankful for us taking the break so we don’t add more stupid blog posts on the internet and frankly I couldn’t agree more. However, vacation has to come to an end sometime and this is no different. So I have my misinformed [...]

2 Kilograms Blatantly Copies Huffington Post’s Business Model

It’s no secret that since 2 Kilogram’s beginning in May 2010 there was no plan of action, no way to develop a good site and never mind a great one, and certainly no understand on how to build revenue. After almost 9 months of scratching our heads we have finally figured a way forward that [...]