Archive for the ‘Oddities’ category
Relief is Spelled F A R T
There are very few feelings less satisfying than ripping a great fart. Being a 24 year-old male I am proud to admit I am still as immature as I was when I was five. Some may be embarrassed by the act of passing gas and I feel sorry for these people, for they are missing [...]
Get Creepy…Fast
Being creepy can be off-putting for those that find the behavior unwarranted, but creeps have had a successful run over the years in bars, parties, churches, even in schools. We all remember that kid in high school, with the scraggly mustache, wearing a flannel shirt, like he worked in an auto shop. He was only 17, but could pass for [...]
Physical or Social Embarrassment
We’ve all had situations where we had to move to the bathroom lickity split. We turn our butt cheeks into improvised dams against an onslaught of flooding fecal matter. Usually we make it just in time to avoid physical and social failures. Sometimes we don’t. This time, I was lucky enough to avoid failure, or [...]
TJI: 2 Kilos Realizes Incompetence
Earlier today the two administrators that started the phenomenon called 2 Kilograms agree during a hurried press conference that “We don’t know what the fuck we are doing”. Taken completely by surprise James Whitaker from The Roving Times couldn’t form a simple question. The 2 Kilograms supergroup acknowledged that at first it was a wicked project, [...]
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