Archive for the ‘Oddities’ category
My New Religious Coworker…
At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s. I’ve been able to kick off my shoes, blast work-inappropriate music, and watch Youtube videos labeled NSFW. [...]
Jesus Christ, it’s Santa Claus!
Ah, Christmas. That glorious day reserved for giving presents to others, hopefully receiving presents from said others, and once every couple of years trying to remember why we are all throwing presents at each other in the first place. And then we remember… Jesus! How could we forget? The day marks the birth of baby [...]
Why Mars is Dumb
I used to love Mars until I was 27 years old. I got tired of the failed space missions and this ridiculous hunt for life. After all, a search for life on Mars just doesn’t make sense. Even if we found life on Mars it’s going to be stupid. It’s not like the life there [...]
8 Reasons I Should Go Fuck Myself
I gave you several reasons why I shouldn’t go fuck myself, but I think that as a man I should be fair to give you reasons of why I should go fuck myself. I am a firm believer of seeing both sides of issues the best possible way. I have deserved being told to indulge [...]
8 Reasons I Shouldn’t Go Fuck Myself
Yes, you read the title right. Yes, it is also that kind of blog. Yes, I am handsome, witty, and packing. This isn’t about that though. This is about my unfiltered answer to those that insist that I should indeed go fuck myself. Sure, I can be clever and rub people the wrong way to [...]
40 Reasons Albuquerque Sucks
It’s no secret that I don’t like Albuquerque. Not even growing up did I ever imagine I would live here. Some people think it’s a nice place. I think it’s a miserable existence. There are plenty of websites on the net that can tell you how awesome this place is but I would rather give you [...]
Champ Stamps Trending Now
Champ Stamps might not be the rage today but I would be willing to bet that this article will help it along the path. Women have been getting all the attention with those stupid Tramp Stamps, well that needs to end now! You might not know how awesome or sexy a woman or another man [...]
Awkward Hugs For All
Awkward hugs are amazingly delicious to give. I go out of my way to give someone a good creepy-type of hug that really brings it home and says yes that WAS awkward for you. I enjoy seeing someone slide out of a hug and shake it off like everything went normal and as planned. I [...]
Whitey Go Home: Oh the Irony
OK so first of all it’s not like I am handed pure gold everyday to write about but what better way to start today by ridiculing my own race? These guys without a doubt deserve it. I mean they are white and gay telling the KKK to go home at a gay protest. I suppose [...]
TJI:Afroman Gives Props to 2Kgs
Look, who am I to turn down Afroman when he wants to give a good shout out or a Peacock to 2kgs? I am a down right scumbag for taking advantage of him that’s who. He was in Augusta, GA tonight and we got him to set it right for our audience. So now we [...]
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