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Beav’s Choice Bad Movie Review: The Dungeonmaster
First, I want to clear the air that I am not a gay ape, dirty ape, or any other kind of ape for picking the Alley Cats. That movie has 2.2 stars and it was exactly what the Beav needed for his weekend. Besides if I am able to jerkoff to it so is everyone [...]
Adam’s Choice Bad Movie Review: The Alley Cats
As dirty, stinky apes often do, Adam threw a handful of crap in my direction. Well, here it goes. This week, Adam chose The Alley Cats, a piece of black-and-white sexploitation directed by American film pioneer Radley Metzger. There are numerous sexual situations, without the nudity. The film is centered on an engaged couple, Leslie (Anne [...]
Beav’s Choice Bad Movie Review: Catman in Paris
I have decided to take Bogatabeav’s challenge and write the bad choice of the week on my iPad while watching the movie, so I don’t miss a thing. Also, as a side benefit, the whole review can be tainted by Apple. The movie is only 63 mins long and the credits take a good chunk. So [...]
Adam’s Choice Bad Movie Review: Valhalla Rising
I thought Adam was going to come stronger with his first bad movie pick, but he chose Valhalla Rising. Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn and starring Mads Mikkelsen, this film is an art house action movie. Yes, you heard me right, it’s an art house action movie. Set in 1000AD northern Europe, Valhalla Rising is the story [...]
Adam…I Challenge You to a Duel!
Adam, you think you know bad movies. This is laughable. I am the all-time king of bad movies and I intend to prove it with a series of reviews. I challenge you to a contest in which each week we choose a movie for the other to watch. Should you be man enough to accept [...]
Netflix Titles You May Not Have Seen But Should
Netflix has a ton of movies. I can spend hours, just sifting through crap movies to find that unexpected gem. Here’s a list of incredible movies that probably wouldn’t catch your eye. Lucky for you, a guy like me is willing wade through shit to pull out these diamonds. Enjoy. Planet of the Vampires This little [...]
Movie Review: Robin Hood
Welcome, again, to the 2 Kgs movie review. This week’s showing is Robin Hood. With a line-up like Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, being directed by the great Ridley Scott, you know we’ll be in for a treat. I was so excited to see Robin Hood, one of my favorite folklore heroes, that I decided [...]
Movie Review: Iron Man 2
Today’s movie review will be about the action packed adventure Iron Man 2, starring Robert Downey Jr and directed by Jon Favreau. Given the popularity for the first, a sequel has a lot to live up to. The hype promised an incredible follow-up, so let’s see if it delivers. The movie was at 11:30 and [...]
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