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I am a Bombdiggity Wife, Yo.
Seriously fellas, I’m pretty fucking epic. In general, but especially as a wife. I know tons of ladies say this, but I have a few examples to back my claim up. Here we go: 1. I support his hobbies. When my husband wanted to take up golfing, I bought him a nice set of clubs [...]
Possible responses for when your friend stumbles out of the closet
Let me start this by saying, I don’t give a fuck who or what you want to touch your naughty bits against. As long as they’re over the age of 18, consenting, and breathing, I say go for it. I think we’re all a bit happier when we’ve done the horizontal mambo from time to [...]
Ten Steps to Becoming a Kickass Female Wingman
I have gotten my best friend laid a few dozen times. I have been his alibi since we were young kids. I have bold faced lied for this guy. I have ran interference with multiple girlfriends, his family and the police. Hell I have helped make plans to break his ass out of a Mexican [...]
How To Make Your Own Chuck Norris Jokes
Have you ever spared a thought as to why Chuck Norris facts are so damn funny? Lay in bed for hours, musing over just what it is that gives them that swift, deadly roundhouse kick to your funny bone and wondered how you could make up your own? Well, I have. And today I am [...]
Six Ways to Have a Blast While Pissing Off Your Whole Family.
Would you rather commit suicide than attend the boring holiday dinners at the in-laws? Well, unless you snap and kill them all, you might as well have a little fun at these family functions for once. Here’s how: (WARNING: Attempting any of the following may result in you sleeping on the couch at least until [...]
Threesome Series Part 1: The Plan
Just thinking about a threesome can be awesome enough but getting one rolled into reality can be awesomatistically phenomenal. I can remember back when I would wake up with soggy drawers just thinking about a twosome…I couldn’t imagine if I was aware at the age of 13 that there was more aggressive steps like threesomes, [...]
Tweak a Fox News Opinion Poll
We all know Fox News twists the facts and, at times, outright lies. They’ve become the paradigm for right-wing political propaganda. So what’s a person to do? You can call them out, like this guy, but what if you don’t want to leave your house? I’m not saying you should screw with Fox News, I’m [...]
Troll the Internet Like a Pro
HATERS BE HATIN’ Trolling the internet is an artform. Try to argue this and there will be a troll, quietly waiting to pounce on you with the tools of the trade. While valid points, logical reasoning and ethics may be on your side, the troll has darker, more powerful weapons. A troll will purposely cite incorrect facts, misquote [...]
Death by Coughing and Aching
I for one know the rules of dying. I have been to the brink of dying 5-8 times per year since I was born. I suppose you could say I born to almost die, but I am not that easy to snuff out. Having a cold is a death warrant that almost all of humanity [...]
Hide a Herpes Breakout
Like being back in the 1980′s when herpes was really popular and everyone was into it, we are here to highlight it all over again. Believing herpes will be back again in hot commodity for the 20-teens, we are going to show off our knowledge and give it to you straight. Buckle up…it’s herpes time. Let’s face it, hiding [...]
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