Archive for the ‘Geek Stuff’ category
The Best of Twitter 1-30-2012
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
The Best of Twitter 1.6.2012
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
The Apple-ocalypse – Excerpts From the Diary of a Time Traveling Tech Journalist
1976 AD – First Apple product, the Apple Computer, goes on sale in July at a price of US$666, as opposed to a less evil price like $499. Or any other number besides that one. 2011 AD – Apple releases iPhone 4S, a smartphone with the first real signs of artificial intelligence. They call it [...]
The Best of Twitter: 12-29
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
The Best of Twitter 12-15
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
If You Own an Apple Computer, Don’t Be a Faggot
Let me preface this article with the statement, I don’t think all Apple computer owners are faggots, just some of them. One of the 2Kgs writers is an Apple owner. He’s a jerk, but not a faggot. This goes out to all the faggots. This guy came into my office today, goading me into an [...]
Sneaky Wikipedia Donation Appeals, Appeal
Go to Wikipedia right now and open up a random article. (Or something to do with foot fetishism – you might as well make reading this worth your while because I’m sure as hell not going to do it for you.) Now, what do you see? If your answer is ‘an encyclopaedic article on foot [...]
The Best of Twitter: 12-7
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
The Best Of Twitter: 11-30
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
Dear Girlfriends & Wives: Yes, We Love Modern Warfare 3 More Than You
Does this sound familiar? “Ever since this game came out you just sit here and stare at the TV with your little headset on. Who are you talking to anyway? I think you love that game more than you love me.” Well ladies, I’m here to help you out. The answer is yes… yes we [...]
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