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Book Review: Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire series)
“Winter is coming” and so will you! Game of Thrones is written by a grossly overweight liberal who looks like a gay sea captain. While the man himself is a little obnoxious, he can write a very compelling novel. The book, and for that matter the series, is great for the following reasons: Action: There [...]
Review: The Bro Code
For those that this book was written for (the people with penises) you are in for a treat if you don’t know how to act amongst other guys. This is a solid guide that will teach you the man code. I can’t say “Bro Code” because to many “Bros” have taken being a “Bro” to [...]
Review: Assholes Finish First
Saturday I had to get to Barnes & Noble to get a book, really there was no way out of this one. Mike teased me about the new Tucker Max book called Assholes Finish First, which happens to be my middle name. Without hesitation I hopped in my BMW and drove straight there. As soon [...]
Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?
Right out of the gates I had a problem with this book. I’m not sure who this Mr. Brown is that they speak of in this book, but apparently there isn’t much he can’t do. Mr. Brown walks around like a pompous ass and shows off throughout this whole entire book. He is also clearly [...]
The Berenstain Bears on the Moon
When I was younger I wanted nothing more than to travel to outer space. Sitting there staring up into the sky at all the stars sparkling and at the moon that was big and bright, really got my dick hard. Books like The Berenstain Bears on the Moon brought my imagination to life. What kid [...]
Scuffy the Tugboat – Tug This
When you were young did you ever play ‘tug boat’? I know I did! Sometimes I would play it three to five times a day. I would play ‘tug boat’ ‘til it hurt, and that is when I discovered the magic of lotion. No longer would I have to stop tugging my ‘boat’ because it [...]
I Can Read It All By Myself
WARNING – do not read this book if you plan on performing fellatio as it may leave your tongue tired and overly worked. From the moment I cracked the cover on this book I knew that it was going to be gold. Now I am not a person who just reads anything. I need books with [...]
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