Archive for the ‘Alcohol’ category
A Drunk Interview with Comedian Alex Pearlman
This was by far one of the worst ideas I ever had. Like any bad idea, i thought of it and implemented it that day. I found a willing comedian with a substance abuse problem, and poured liquor down his throat. Alex Pearlman, an 8 year comedy vet, drank his face off and talked to [...]
A Transcript of My Brain Cells Waking Up After Being in an Alcohol Induced Coma
Those people who know me personally know that I have gone on a hiatus from my typical alcohol abusing ways, and have been dead sober for a month (and counting) for the first time since I was in high school. Over the last 11 and ½ years I’ve shut down and permanently retired more brain [...]
My Accidental Lesbian Date
Let me preface this post by saying that I am not and have never been a lesbian. However, there was a whole freaking year where lesbians hit on me like it was going out of style. It was insane. I’m typical southern girl. Super polite and pretty flirtatious with anything with a pulse. I think [...]
A Mind-Reader’s Transcript of My Last Blind Date
Recently I was out on a blind date with a woman I met on match.com. That’s right, I date women I meet on the internet. Don’t pretend you’re better than me; you spend your free time reading this bullshit. I however hired a professional mind reader to follow us around for the night; here are [...]
Advice from a Functional Alcoholic: Part 1
To my dearest lightweights, it is time to stop embarrassing yourself and embrace who you are becoming, part of the 1 in 3 American adults who abuse alcohol. As a seasoned veteran of inebriation, I like to reach out to my community and help, by starting a new feature called “Advice from a Functional Alcoholic.” [...]
Samuel Adams: A Tour to Remember
The Dream Oh Samuel Adams how I love thee, let me count the bottles. First and foremost let me say that this post goes out to Betsey for an outstanding time but I am sure all the guys say that when there’s free beer at the end. I was able to go and take a [...]
Quenching the Fire: A Firefighters Quest for the Perfect Beer
Bistro IPA Fest – celebrate the hops. In my quest for the perfect beer, attending beer fest is becoming as must. No these aren’t your TV frat boy beer fests where people chug endless amounts of cheap macro swill. These beer fest are for the most geeky among us. They attract young and old, male [...]
Quenching The Fire: A Firefighters Quest for the Perfect Beer…..haters!!!
Haters gonna hate! So I was going to finish up the last part of the homebrew series where by I tell you how to bottle the golden elixir that you brewed, but I wanted to opine on something that happened this week in the beer world and offer my opinion (whatever that hell that is [...]
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