Archive for the ‘Advice’ category
5 Quick Ways to Identify a Lesbian
Men often can spot a lesbian within a glance or a few spoken words. We have all seen those lusty ladies and their ways of defiance in PT Cruisers or chatting around the office in their flat tops. Oh yes, we certainly have seen those butchy men even if we didn’t want to. The make [...]
How to Look Busy in the Office
Looking busy at work isn’t for grins and shits, oh no my friend, they are for getting paid more than you are worth. See when I go to work I want people to know I am that hard charger that doesn’t have time to answer people’s douchey questions because I am so fucking busy I [...]
Dear Amy: Insecurities, Midgets, and Rhino’s
Thank you all for the letters this week – nice to know there are so many fucked up people in the world making my job secure. Dear Amy, My brother keeps watching me take a shower and I don’t know how to make him stop. It makes me feel icky because we are both boys. [...]
5 Ways to Say I Don’t Know
Sometimes saying I don’t know just isn’t good enough. Being stupid and forgetting that reason, excuse, or technical knowledge can be quite embarrassing. Let’s face it, it’s happened to all of us at one point or another. So to help you along on your next brain dump you can try one of these 5 out [...]
The Weekly Fartbag
I recently stumbled upon a forum about one of my favorite subjects, farting. I was somewhat shocked and appalled that many of the guys on the site found women farting to be a turn on. Now I find farting as funny as the next guy, and women farting to be even funnier, but never could I [...]
Dear Amy: Spooked in Spokane
I’m going to come right out and admit I stole this letter from Dear Abby; of course Abby writes this sweet touchy feely response involving rainbows and unicorns which I thought was completely off target. Below is what she should’ve said. “DEAR ABBY: I am in my 40s and have never lost anyone close to [...]
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