“The Dick Method” of Picking up Women

Women on the dating scene (by which I mean women in bars) have two very clichéd and very sad truths about them: They are attracted to guys who “act like a dick” to them and unfortunately “nice guys always finish last” on the dating scene.  However women have never figured out that those “dickish” guys [...]

Being Pussy Whipped is Unattractive

Seriously guys. I am sick and tired of watching you all get pussy whipped by girls who aren’t even sleeping with you. Quite honestly, it makes you look pathetic and other girls are putting your name at the top of the list of guys that she will never fuck. Once you’re on that list, you [...]

B of A Giveth a Bone…

Threesome Series Part 1: The Plan

Just thinking about a threesome can be awesome enough but getting one rolled into reality can be awesomatistically phenomenal. I can remember back when I would wake up with soggy drawers just thinking about a twosome…I couldn’t imagine if I was aware at the age of 13 that there was more aggressive steps like threesomes, [...]

Tapped: Documentary on Bottle Water

I have to say, I am seldom moved by anything on TV after FOX News has made me hardened to lies and deception which I suppose this is as good of a time to say thank you to Rupert Murdoch. Today, as I was dying from my sickness of the common cold I decided to [...]

Death by Coughing and Aching

I for one know the rules of dying. I have been to the brink of dying 5-8 times per year since I was born. I suppose you could say I born to almost die, but I am not that easy to snuff out. Having a cold is a death warrant that almost all of humanity [...]

Awkward Hugs For All

Awkward hugs are amazingly delicious to give. I go out of my way to give someone a good creepy-type of hug that really brings it home and says yes that WAS awkward for you. I enjoy seeing someone slide out of a hug and shake it off like everything went normal and as planned. I [...]

New Layman Weight System Introduced

Here at 2 Kilograms, we thumb our nose to world standards, never mind U.S. standards. Working on machinery, measuring lengths or weights have no place in our daily activities. We measure things in a whole different way. Most of the time we don’t even count using our fingers because we are better than that. If [...]

Early Preparation for Halloween

I can feel Halloween creeping up on me like a van creeping down by the river. I am getting antsy about what I will wear when I go out for the night to make all the children’s costumes look stupid compared to mine. I would say the 4,5, and even 6-year olds will feel like [...]

Another One Falls Off the Wagon – Dr. Laura

Being a huge Opie and Anthony fan i hardly ever listen to any other talk radio programs.  Because of this i tend to miss a lot of the happenings in other shows.  I was largely unfamiliar with Dr. Laura Schlessinger until the other day when she made a “racial rant”.  If you missed it the text [...]