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Book Review: Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire series)

“Winter is coming” and so will you! Game of Thrones is written by a grossly overweight liberal who looks like a gay sea captain. While the man himself is a little obnoxious, he can write a very compelling novel. The book, and for that matter the series, is great for the following reasons: Action: There [...]

Six Ways to Have a Blast While Pissing Off Your Whole Family.

Would you rather commit suicide than attend the boring holiday dinners at the in-laws? Well, unless you snap and kill them all, you might as well have a little fun at these family functions for once. Here’s how: (WARNING: Attempting any of the following may result in you sleeping on the couch at least until [...]