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A Drunk Interview with Comedian Alex Pearlman
This was by far one of the worst ideas I ever had. Like any bad idea, i thought of it and implemented it that day. I found a willing comedian with a substance abuse problem, and poured liquor down his throat. Alex Pearlman, an 8 year comedy vet, drank his face off and talked to [...]
A Transcript of My Brain Cells Waking Up After Being in an Alcohol Induced Coma
Those people who know me personally know that I have gone on a hiatus from my typical alcohol abusing ways, and have been dead sober for a month (and counting) for the first time since I was in high school. Over the last 11 and ½ years I’ve shut down and permanently retired more brain [...]
The Best of Twitter 1-30-2012
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
My New Religious Coworker…
At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s. I’ve been able to kick off my shoes, blast work-inappropriate music, and watch Youtube videos labeled NSFW. [...]
The Best of Twitter 1.6.2012
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
“The Dick Method” of Picking up Women
Women on the dating scene (by which I mean women in bars) have two very clichéd and very sad truths about them: They are attracted to guys who “act like a dick” to them and unfortunately “nice guys always finish last” on the dating scene. However women have never figured out that those “dickish” guys [...]
The Best of Twitter: 12-29
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
An Asshole’s Explanation of Politics: The Basics
I was born in 1982 so I’ve voted in 3 Presidential Elections. I only took the time to pay attention to issues in the most recent, 2008 election. I was much happier in 2000 and 2004 when I didn’t know what the hell I was talking about. Today I get into two completely separate types [...]
The Best of Twitter 12-15
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
Internet Dating Will Breed Generations of Shitty Children
We live in a world where technology is growing at neck break speeds, and innovation has left industries in the dust. Wrist watch sales have plummeted since the creation of the cellular phone, the pornography industry has had to adapt to producing strictly internet content instead of the glory days of glory holes in actual [...]
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