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Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?
Right out of the gates I had a problem with this book. I’m not sure who this Mr. Brown is that they speak of in this book, but apparently there isn’t much he can’t do. Mr. Brown walks around like a pompous ass and shows off throughout this whole entire book. He is also clearly [...]
Relief is Spelled F A R T
There are very few feelings less satisfying than ripping a great fart. Being a 24 year-old male I am proud to admit I am still as immature as I was when I was five. Some may be embarrassed by the act of passing gas and I feel sorry for these people, for they are missing [...]
The World Cup = The Most Boring Month In Sports
Anticipation is building. A mere 17 hours from now, the World Cup is set to kick off. With 32 teams fighting for the right to say, they are number one, I’m sure that it will go down in history as a largely forgettable ordeal. The World Cup is being brought to us from South Africa this [...]
The Berenstain Bears on the Moon
When I was younger I wanted nothing more than to travel to outer space. Sitting there staring up into the sky at all the stars sparkling and at the moon that was big and bright, really got my dick hard. Books like The Berenstain Bears on the Moon brought my imagination to life. What kid [...]
Scuffy the Tugboat – Tug This
When you were young did you ever play ‘tug boat’? I know I did! Sometimes I would play it three to five times a day. I would play ‘tug boat’ ‘til it hurt, and that is when I discovered the magic of lotion. No longer would I have to stop tugging my ‘boat’ because it [...]
David’s Seeds: I’m that Guy Down the Hall
So this guy down the hall from me really loves David’s seed. I don’t know how he could love another guy’s seed so much, but he does. He claims David’s seed is delicious and flavorful and from what this writer can tell, has an unhealthy obsession with David. This guy, let’s call him Randolph McCoy, [...]
Expensive Underwear Pays Off
Recently, my girlfriend suggested that I switch my style of underwear from boxers to boxer briefs. Apparently, my fish boxers just did not do the job when it came to looking sexy. I thought it over and decided to oblige her request for a couple of reasons; the main one being that I have worn [...]
I Can Read It All By Myself
WARNING – do not read this book if you plan on performing fellatio as it may leave your tongue tired and overly worked. From the moment I cracked the cover on this book I knew that it was going to be gold. Now I am not a person who just reads anything. I need books with [...]
Take Your Ball and Go Home
The sports world is a buzz with speculations as to where megastar LeBron James is going to in the offseason. Since coming into the league in 2003 there have been comparisons saying that LeBron is the next Michael Jordan. As with any rising star they will always be compared to the greats of the sport. [...]
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