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Year in Review
As I was sitting here staring at the clock waiting for it to be quitting time, I started reminiscing about what a great year it was. With New Years upon us it seems only too appropriate to think back to how time flew by this year and about all of the awesomeness that was [...]
Another One Falls Off the Wagon – Dr. Laura
Being a huge Opie and Anthony fan i hardly ever listen to any other talk radio programs. Because of this i tend to miss a lot of the happenings in other shows. I was largely unfamiliar with Dr. Laura Schlessinger until the other day when she made a “racial rant”. If you missed it the text [...]
Not As Awesome As One Might Think
By now I’m sure you are all aware of a writer on the 2 Kilos staff that has declared himself the epitome of awesome. Ridiculous I know, as last time I saw a face like that I fed it a banana, but nevertheless true. I am here today though to let you all know that [...]
Douchetastic!
I was standing in line today waiting to order lunch, when this total douche bag walked into the fast food establishment. You will notice that he looks like 200 pounds of failed abortion. Sometimes, looks can be deceiving and I know plenty of people who look like douchebags, but are actually cool as fuck. This, [...]
Double Down FTMFW
The KFC Double Down is 540 calories of pure amazing. For those of you unaware of just what a Double Down is let me break it down for you. First we start with two juicy and delicious KFC original recipe chicken filets, two pieces of bacon that screams, “that’s right I’m a man, so what [...]
Cheerio! Mate
There is a guy that sits down the hall from me and has been busting ass all day. I’ll call him the Leprechaun because he swears that they are magically delicious today. Anyways he crop dusted me in the stairwell earlier and it didn’t smell like Lucky Charms. Bastard. Onto this weeks question. Bill: Why is [...]
My Spidey Sense is Tingling
They have finally announced who will play Spider-Man in the upcoming film, and thankfully he looks slightly less gay than Tobey Maguire. Maguire left the franchise due to creative differences; which translated means that he is a whiny little bitch. I am left largely unexcited about the thought of yet another Spider-Man film. The main [...]
Covering a Surprise
Girl on the far left looks unimpressed. He must need Enzyte The two guys look entirely too happy to see some cock Guy on the far right wearing a Santa hat Each girl has a different expression, but most seem to be giggling Girl in the very front looks shocked. She must date a lot [...]
Why do you Need a Gun?
Take a look, if you will, at the very large woman holding the, ‘Dictators prefer unarmed citizens’. I am all about the right to bear arms, but honestly why does this chubby need a gun? I’ve given this much thought, and here is what i have come up with: In case she gets attacked for her horde of twinkies [...]
The Weekly Fartbag
I recently stumbled upon a forum about one of my favorite subjects, farting. I was somewhat shocked and appalled that many of the guys on the site found women farting to be a turn on. Now I find farting as funny as the next guy, and women farting to be even funnier, but never could I [...]
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