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The Roundtable Discussion
Guys, ever wonder what girls are discussing when they get together? You probably assume we’re talking about shoes, or some bitchy television show. Maybe gossiping about something or someone. Well the last part is almost always true because someone has done something at some point to deserve a little smack talk. But the truth is [...]
I am a Bombdiggity Wife, Yo.
Seriously fellas, I’m pretty fucking epic. In general, but especially as a wife. I know tons of ladies say this, but I have a few examples to back my claim up. Here we go: 1. I support his hobbies. When my husband wanted to take up golfing, I bought him a nice set of clubs [...]
Being Pussy Whipped is Unattractive
Seriously guys. I am sick and tired of watching you all get pussy whipped by girls who aren’t even sleeping with you. Quite honestly, it makes you look pathetic and other girls are putting your name at the top of the list of guys that she will never fuck. Once you’re on that list, you [...]
Possible responses for when your friend stumbles out of the closet
Let me start this by saying, I don’t give a fuck who or what you want to touch your naughty bits against. As long as they’re over the age of 18, consenting, and breathing, I say go for it. I think we’re all a bit happier when we’ve done the horizontal mambo from time to [...]
My Accidental Lesbian Date
Let me preface this post by saying that I am not and have never been a lesbian. However, there was a whole freaking year where lesbians hit on me like it was going out of style. It was insane. I’m typical southern girl. Super polite and pretty flirtatious with anything with a pulse. I think [...]
Ten Steps to Becoming a Kickass Female Wingman
I have gotten my best friend laid a few dozen times. I have been his alibi since we were young kids. I have bold faced lied for this guy. I have ran interference with multiple girlfriends, his family and the police. Hell I have helped make plans to break his ass out of a Mexican [...]
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