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Physical or Social Embarrassment
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Physical or Social Embarrassment

We’ve all had situations where we had to move to the bathroom lickity split. We turn our butt cheeks into improvised dams against an onslaught of flooding fecal matter. Usually we make it just in time to avoid physical and social failures. Sometimes we don’t. This time, I was lucky enough to avoid failure, or [...]

Published by on 21/05/2010 2:47 PM | Hits: 480
Apple Vs [Insert Company Name Here]
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Apple Vs [Insert Company Name Here]

The gloves have come off this week, after the release of [insert latest Apple abortion here], as Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, takes aim at [insert company name here].  Jobs was quoted as saying, “[insert company name here] has made an inferior product for years and it’s, mostly, due to the incompetence of [insert company CEO here].” When asked to comment [...]

Published by on 21/05/2010 3:11 AM | Hits: 661
Holy Jesus Fucking Christ, A Black Wii
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Holy Jesus Fucking Christ, A Black Wii

The tech world is abuzz with a newly released product.  Is it a new smartphone, a home theater addition, or even better, an eBook that allows me to, simultaneously, surf porn and read Nabokov?  The sad answer is no; there will now be a black version of the Wii. Whoop tee fucking do. Judging from [...]

Published by on 19/05/2010 3:09 AM | Hits: 567
Movie Review: Iron Man 2
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Movie Review: Iron Man 2

Today’s movie review will be about the action packed adventure Iron Man 2, starring Robert Downey Jr and directed by Jon Favreau.  Given the popularity for the first, a sequel has a lot to live up to.  The hype promised an incredible follow-up, so let’s see if it delivers.   The movie was at 11:30 and [...]

Published by on 15/05/2010 2:46 AM | Hits: 838
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