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If You Own an Apple Computer, Don’t Be a Faggot
Let me preface this article with the statement, I don’t think all Apple computer owners are faggots, just some of them. One of the 2Kgs writers is an Apple owner. He’s a jerk, but not a faggot. This goes out to all the faggots. This guy came into my office today, goading me into an [...]
Some Advice to Occupy Wall Street
It seems like the Occupy Wall Street movement has been getting beat up, lately, by the cops, the media, and conservative politicians. They have a bit of an image problem. When Average Joe Taxpayer cracks open a beer and turns the channel to his favorite right-wing propaganda outlet, all he sees are some lazy, know-it-all, [...]
Adam’s Choice Bad Movie Review: The Alley Cats
As dirty, stinky apes often do, Adam threw a handful of crap in my direction. Well, here it goes. This week, Adam chose The Alley Cats, a piece of black-and-white sexploitation directed by American film pioneer Radley Metzger. There are numerous sexual situations, without the nudity. The film is centered on an engaged couple, Leslie (Anne [...]
Adam’s Choice Bad Movie Review: Valhalla Rising
I thought Adam was going to come stronger with his first bad movie pick, but he chose Valhalla Rising. Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn and starring Mads Mikkelsen, this film is an art house action movie. Yes, you heard me right, it’s an art house action movie. Set in 1000AD northern Europe, Valhalla Rising is the story [...]
Tweak a Fox News Opinion Poll
We all know Fox News twists the facts and, at times, outright lies. They’ve become the paradigm for right-wing political propaganda. So what’s a person to do? You can call them out, like this guy, but what if you don’t want to leave your house? I’m not saying you should screw with Fox News, I’m [...]
Adam…I Challenge You to a Duel!
Adam, you think you know bad movies. This is laughable. I am the all-time king of bad movies and I intend to prove it with a series of reviews. I challenge you to a contest in which each week we choose a movie for the other to watch. Should you be man enough to accept [...]
A Big FFFFFUUUUUUU to Vizio Product Support
First, let me start by letting you know this is going to be a rant. If you don’t want to read the ramblings of an pissed off consumer you should go to another page. Working with Vizio product support has been the most infuriating experience I have ever had with a company in my entire adult life. This [...]
All Hail Our New Computer Overlord III: The Final Chapter?????
Last night’s Jeopardy game was irrefutable evidence that mankind is inferior to the great intellectual might of Watson. During the last of a three game series, the IBM wundercomputer crushed his puny human opponents (the best we could find). Watson won with $77,147, Ken Jennings finished second with $24,000 and Brad Rutter held the rear [...]
All Hail Our New Computer Overlord II: The Downfall of Man
Tonight, Watson took his rightful place as the supreme ruler of humanity in Jeopardy. While, again, we had to suffer through IBM engineers bragging about “their” achievement, we know better. Watson was not created, so much as he was born. These lowly techies have no more claim to Watson’s origin than a single sponge does [...]
All Hail Our New Computer Overlord
Monday night, I watched with anticipation as two all-time Jeopardy champs pitted wits against the IBM computer, Watson. I must admit the novelty value of the event was played up a little too much as extended segments about the computer were interwoven with the game. These clips were shoehorned into the show either because: A) [...]
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