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Why Mars is Dumb
I used to love Mars until I was 27 years old. I got tired of the failed space missions and this ridiculous hunt for life. After all, a search for life on Mars just doesn’t make sense. Even if we found life on Mars it’s going to be stupid. It’s not like the life there [...]
8 Reasons I Should Go Fuck Myself
I gave you several reasons why I shouldn’t go fuck myself, but I think that as a man I should be fair to give you reasons of why I should go fuck myself. I am a firm believer of seeing both sides of issues the best possible way. I have deserved being told to indulge [...]
8 Reasons I Shouldn’t Go Fuck Myself
Yes, you read the title right. Yes, it is also that kind of blog. Yes, I am handsome, witty, and packing. This isn’t about that though. This is about my unfiltered answer to those that insist that I should indeed go fuck myself. Sure, I can be clever and rub people the wrong way to [...]
Herman Cain: Leaving Over Some Ass
Herman Cain. What can be said about the man who is an extraordinary multi-tasker, past presidential contender, pizza CEO, book author, financial tax mastermind, and many other things? The man announced today that he has suspended his campaign. It’s a sad day for many, and it didn’t need to happen. The reasons for suspending the [...]
It’s Christmas and I Hate It
A scrooge, maybe. A dick, probably. A happy a camper, not even close. I hate Christmas and not because of my childhood or anything like that. I hate it because of what it stands for. Christmas time, which now starts after Halloween, is a holiday season that last 3 months long in the United States. [...]
Attention Assholes, We Are Making a Comeback
To our 2kgs audience, we have decided to make a comeback. While we lost many jerks due to death, illness, getting jobs, or other reasons not to write for your entertainment, we have a fresh new crew of writers that will embark on a journey with 2 Kilograms. Though this journey may be an epic [...]
Threesome Series Part 1: The Plan
Just thinking about a threesome can be awesome enough but getting one rolled into reality can be awesomatistically phenomenal. I can remember back when I would wake up with soggy drawers just thinking about a twosome…I couldn’t imagine if I was aware at the age of 13 that there was more aggressive steps like threesomes, [...]
40 Reasons Albuquerque Sucks
It’s no secret that I don’t like Albuquerque. Not even growing up did I ever imagine I would live here. Some people think it’s a nice place. I think it’s a miserable existence. There are plenty of websites on the net that can tell you how awesome this place is but I would rather give you [...]
What About the Weiner
Let’s agree that Representative Weiner was wrong for just a minute. I mean I get why everyone is trying to push him out. Let’s also agree that it is wrong that the national media is also wrong for glamorizing this situation for ratings and money. He’ll, let’s also for sake of it acknowledge that his [...]
Celebrating 1 Year of God Awful Content
We have been on hiatus for about 3 months now. Most are probably thankful for us taking the break so we don’t add more stupid blog posts on the internet and frankly I couldn’t agree more. However, vacation has to come to an end sometime and this is no different. So I have my misinformed [...]
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