This was by far one of the worst ideas I ever had.  Like any bad idea, i thought of it and implemented it that day.  I found a willing comedian with a substance abuse problem, and poured liquor down his […]

Go to Wikipedia right now and open up a random article. (Or something to do with foot fetishism – you might as well make reading this worth your while because I’m sure as hell not going to do it for you.)

Now, […]

Those people who know me personally know that I have gone on a hiatus from my typical alcohol abusing ways, and have been dead sober for a month (and counting) for the first time since I was in high school.  Over […]

For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing.  Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but […]

Ah, Christmas. That glorious day reserved for giving presents to others, hopefully receiving presents from said others, and once every couple of years trying to remember why we are all throwing presents at each […]

Warning — do not read this article if you are: a) currently under the influence of any paranoia-amplifying substance, or b) a dictator. For readers classified as a), you may bookmark this post for later when you […]

At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s.  I’ve been able to kick off my […]

Have you ever spared a thought as to why Chuck Norris facts are so damn funny? Lay in bed for hours, musing over just what it is that gives them that swift, deadly roundhouse kick to your funny bone and wondered […]

Dear LSU,

You suck and I hope you bite the big one.

Roll Tide Roll

p.s. you spell geaux in a dumb way.