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2Kgs Racism Free for the Rest of Black History Month 2012

Black History MonthI know many readers were awaiting the official announcement from 2 Kilograms that we were going to put our dogs in the fight to celebrate the historic month of February, and for you, this is it. As many people around the world look forward to celebrating the vast accomplishments of blacks, we too cherish February. We were going to announce it on the 1st of the month but later found out that some of the guys weren’t ready in time. I am not going to name names, but there were issues with racist jokes, unwanted off-color remarks, and disingenuous commitment to Black History Month. It took us a few weeks to get everything straight and everyone playing ball…but we are ready to put all our jokes, wisecracks, and one-liners away for the rest of February.

So I can ensure that from February 25, 2012 till midnight February 29th, 2012 we will do our absolute best not to make any remarks or jokes that would possibly take away from the celebration we are facing this month. We are proud to take part in this remembrance, and overjoyed that we were able to come to such a resolution. We are however, disappointed that there will be a race that will have to be removed from each,”So a Jew, Russion, and a, errr, walk into a bar,” joke, but for the next 4 days we intend to hold our promise.

For those that seen us as a bunch of hooligans can now shutter the idea that we cannot rise to the occasion when needed. 2 Kilograms is committed to doing great things. This does not include Asian-Pacific Month though as there couldn’t be a joke with that missing. So to ensure we are all on the same page, we will not be competing in the following months”

  • LBGT History Month
  • Woman’s History Month
  • Hispanic Heritage Month
  • Asian/Pacific American History Month
  • Mixed Race History Month
  • Polish American History Month
  • Native American History Month
  • AIDS Awareness Month
  • Caribbean History Month
  • Scottish American Heritage Month
  • Disability Employment Awareness Month
  • ….and 37 others as well.

It’s not that we don’t want to, but by participating in these we would virtually have no content to provide our readers. We want to, believe us, but it’s just too much to ask. If somehow we could combine all these months into a single week and just do it all in one shot we would more than likely be able to work in a couple days. We hope all our readers will understand that it’s not that we don’t want to, it’s more of a “we can’t”.

We do want to thank you though for understanding. We will continue to provide all the content you wish you never read very shortly.

Adam Mulholland
I am your average Joe. I have opinions, I have some jokes, and I am one of those guys that just had to have a blog so as many people (1-2 per day) could read my useless drivel. Introducing, my thoughts, right here at 2 Kilograms. I have developed an acute sense of smell for bullshit, sarcasm, and horses. Armed with a B.F.A. in Graphic Design, and enough information in PHP/MySQL to make a half-ass website, I forge my personal thoughts onto the unsuspecting internet visitor. By the time they are reading this part of my author bio I can feel assured that complete and utter disappointment has consumed you. I have written all over the internet (approximately 2 other websites). I am a creative person that enjoys tree forts, deviled eggs, and the occasional poor taste joke. I have visited over 40 countries, met all kinds of awesome people from around the world and enjoyed some of the finer points of life.

I know I,ve been away for awhile, but that comment was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of line. Worry not bitches... I have returned. And I don't even want to get paid... unless you reeeeeaaaaaaally want to......

Adam M
Adam M

Rob, I knew I would get that reaction to this announcement. I took the liberty of crying it out prior to releasing this. As a side note, I also pissed the bed during a bad dream the night before as well. You have my deepest apologies for tying your hands during this.