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“The Dick Method” of Picking up Women
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My New Religious Coworker…
At my job I had a room to myself for the better part of 6 months, with the only other person in the office being my manager who has his own room, and works from home on Friday’s. I’ve been able to kick off my shoes, blast work-inappropriate music, and watch Youtube videos labeled NSFW. [...]
The Best of Twitter 1.6.2012
For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
“The Dick Method” of Picking up Women
Women on the dating scene (by which I mean women in bars) have two very clichéd and very sad truths about them: They are attracted to guys who “act like a dick” to them and unfortunately “nice guys always finish last” on the dating scene. However women have never figured out that those “dickish” guys [...]
The Roundtable Discussion
Guys, ever wonder what girls are discussing when they get together? You probably assume we’re talking about shoes, or some bitchy television show. Maybe gossiping about something or someone. Well the last part is almost always true because someone has done something at some point to deserve a little smack talk. But the truth is [...]
I am a Bombdiggity Wife, Yo.
Seriously fellas, I’m pretty fucking epic. In general, but especially as a wife. I know tons of ladies say this, but I have a few examples to back my claim up. Here we go: 1. I support his hobbies. When my husband wanted to take up golfing, I bought him a nice set of clubs [...]
Being Pussy Whipped is Unattractive
Seriously guys. I am sick and tired of watching you all get pussy whipped by girls who aren’t even sleeping with you. Quite honestly, it makes you look pathetic and other girls are putting your name at the top of the list of guys that she will never fuck. Once you’re on that list, you [...]
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Possible responses for when your friend stumbles out of the closet
Let me start this by saying, I don’t give a fuck who or what you want to touch your naughty bits against. As long as they’re over the age of 18, consenting, and breathing, I say go for it. I think we’re all a bit happier when we’ve done the horizontal mambo from time to [...]
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For those of you not nerdy enough to be on twitter, this is an opportunity for me to educate you on the hilarious nonsense you’re missing. Sure, for most people it may be a time vacuum that serves as nothing but a vessel for you to waste time at work, however for Comedians & Writers [...]
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