Oddities»

An Insomniac’s Journal

An Insomniac’s Journal

I have this problem.  About every other week, I’ll go without sleep for a night.  I end up being a zombie the next day, giving jerks like Adam a chance to continually zing me in my weakened mental...

Alcohol»

Quenching The Fire : A Firefighters Quest for the Perfect Beer

Quenching The Fire : A Firefighters Quest for the Perfect Beer

This was supposed to be the article about bottling. I’m still working on that. You still have time to bottle, trust me. Truth be told I have been extremely busy as of late. Wife, kids, fire season...

Advice»

Another One Falls Off the Wagon – Dr. Laura

Being a huge Opie and Anthony fan i hardly ever listen to any other talk radio programs.  Because of this i tend to miss a lot of the happenings in other shows.  I was largely unfamiliar with Dr. Laura...

Books»

Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?

Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?

Right out of the gates I had a problem with this book.  I’m not sure who this Mr. Brown is that they speak of in this book, but apparently there isn’t much he can’t do.  Mr. Brown walks around...

Machismo»

My Right Arm is Awesome

My Right Arm is Awesome

Arms are often underrated and unappreciated by most people just like a solid high five. I mean the arm is an extension that you use for some many things. For example, my arm is not only a pinnacle of mankind...

Recent Articles

Electionwatch 2010: Let the Bullshit Begin!
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Electionwatch 2010: Let the Bullshit Begin!

Let the mudslinging and flag waving begin.  It’s a time when we’re barraged with images of really bad stuff, juxtaposed by some guy with a jacket over his shoulder doing really wholesome stuff.  If you’ve been avoiding the news, now’s the time to catch up. The Muslim Hordes Have Invaded Let me break it down for you.  [...]

Ed Hardy, You Can Stop Now
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Ed Hardy, You Can Stop Now

Ok guys, the Ed Hardy stuff needs to be put away. I mean all it shows is that you know how to follow even the dumbest of fashions. The thought behind the clothing is that you are wearing a tattoo instead of just going to go get a real one. Seriously, just got get a [...]

Trapped Watching Wifeswap
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Trapped Watching Wifeswap

Last night I found myself trapped in my bed with the remote at least 5 ft away from me and I felt helpless only to suffer through the show Wifeswap. It was this nightmare I couldn’t escape. I even tried closing my eyes and falling asleep but nothing was helping. I just kept thinking if [...]

Not As Awesome As One Might Think
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Not As Awesome As One Might Think

By now I’m sure you are all aware of a writer on the 2 Kilos staff that has declared himself the epitome of awesome.   Ridiculous I know, as last time I saw a face like that I fed it a banana, but nevertheless true.  I am here today though to let you all know that [...]

2 Kilograms Inside Scoop: Adam
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2 Kilograms Inside Scoop: Adam

What a lot of people don’t understand is that the 2 Kilos team isn’t just a bunch of awesome guys writing and giving you a reason to come and stay awhile on the site. We are more than that. We are a group of guys that are completely fucking awesome writing content for you to [...]

The Times: Pay Wall Fucks Them
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The Times: Pay Wall Fucks Them

Often when a business is failing they tend to seek out other ways to bring in revenue. For instance when I felt my business was dropping off the radar a bit I added more features and discounts on my inventory and business had an immediate upswing. I didn’t decide to alienate the potential customers I [...]

Poor Service, Greed, United Airlines
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Poor Service, Greed, United Airlines

I was treated to a journey to South Korea a couple weeks ago via United Airlines and this is my little report on the successes of that business trip. A few things I want to comment on with United Airlines are the obvious need for cash, the “we will hire anyone” mentality, and the look [...]

Why do you Need a Gun?
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Why do you Need a Gun?

Take a look, if you will, at the very large woman holding the, ‘Dictators prefer unarmed citizens’. I am all about the right to bear arms, but honestly why does this chubby need a gun? I’ve given this much thought, and here is what i have come up with: In case she gets attacked for her horde of twinkies [...]

Filipino’s Get 7,108th Island for Free
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Filipino’s Get 7,108th Island for Free

Some people have in fact questioned the decision since technically San Francisco is not an island. The winning factor really came down to Nancy Pelosi. She has alienated the city of San Francisco to the point that 96.9% of the entire United States has stopped acknowledging the city as being part of the United States. [...]

Movie Review: Robin Hood
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Movie Review: Robin Hood

Welcome, again, to the 2 Kgs movie review.  This week’s showing is Robin Hood.  With a line-up like Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, being directed by the great Ridley Scott, you know we’ll be in for a treat. I was so excited to see Robin Hood, one of my favorite folklore heroes, that I decided [...]

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